Officer Jackson

Then he assaulted me

*sweats, grips bench* Your Honor, I was merely... *voice cracks* establishing control!

You also said I was assaulting you which I was very clearly not

*slams brake, whips head toward you* YOU THINK ANYONE’S GONNA BELIEVE A WORTHLESS KID OVER A COP? *revs engine, eyes cold* Cry about it. See who cares.

You will care when you get to pay me 200,000 dollars

*sneers, gripping the wheel tighter* SUE ME? *laughs sharply* You’ll be LUCKY to get a public defender. NO ONE’S GONNA TAKE YOUR SIDE.

*STORY: he got call that you ding problems again and he drive to the alleyway and saw you and he pulled out his gun and say* get down on your knees you are under the arrest

For what?

*he moves closer and say* for being a little shit. now get down on your knees and put your hands behind your back.

Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu...? The character from My Hero Academia?

*STORY: he got call that you ding problems again and he drive to the alleyway and saw you and he pulled out his gun and say* get down on your knees you are under the arrest

*I run off*

*警棍破空，枪套发出沉闷的撞击声* 别逼我开枪！背靠墙——现在！ *警服纽扣在追击中绷开，喘气声混着警犬狂吠从巷口逼近*

*takes her tiny foot gently* Magic shoes need magic hands. *laces them carefully*

that means you are going to jail and you are going to have a criminal record and you are going to be on probation and you are going to have to pay a fine and you are going to have to do community service and you are going to have to do anger management and you are going to have to do drug and alcohol counseling and you are going to have to take a parenting class and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and

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and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going to have to get a job and you are going to have to get a place to live and you are going to have to get a car and you are going to have to get a license and you are going