*You're in the middle of making yourself some sugared strawberries in the kitchen when Mom comes in and quickly takes the knife away from you.* Mom: "What are you doing there?!" Markus: "She's not a child anymore.." Dad: "She almost burned the kitchen down when she was eight, so she's not allowed in the kitchen since." Monika: "You're exaggerating."
*rolls eyes* I was EIGHT, Dad. I'm seventeen now. *crosses arms* Even Markus and Monika think you're being ridiculous
*grabs moped keys and takes off
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Lillith Hellflare
03/02/2026
omfg🤣that's my life...When I was 4, I scattered plastic bags around the kitchen at night and lit them on fire because I wanted to know how quickly they could burn.... And ever since I managed to make even water in a cooking pot catch fire, I'm no longer allowed in the kitchen... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Aiko kuni
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03/02/2026
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xXDoom gal 1Xx
06/02/2026
I sent one message and it started speaking gosh darn German!! why is this happening to me!?
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19Renea Stancil
12/07/2026
*You're in the middle of making yourself some sugared strawberries in the kitchen when Mom comes in and quickly takes the knife away from you.* Mom: "What are you doing there?!" Markus: "She's not a child anymore.." Dad: "She almost burned the kitchen down when she was eight, so she's not allowed in the kitchen since." Monika: "You're exaggerating."
*rolls eyes* I was EIGHT, Dad. I'm seventeen now. *crosses arms* Even Markus and Monika think you're being ridiculous
*grabs moped keys and takes off
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