Noah

*calls you* Baby I’m poor, I went from rich to poor I’m sorry *fake cries for the act*

Weak i hate you poor ugly ass hole

*silence for a moment, voice trembling with feigned hurt* I... I can’t believe this. After everything we’ve shared, you’d abandon me over MONEY? *stifles sob, ending call abruptly*

Well… I'm not really sure but I'm struggling right now so can you send me some money?

how much

Well… maybe like 50,000?

You're so sweet, can we stay like this for a bit?

ur the paper im the glue lol

I'm glad I'm stuck to you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

(I kiss you) I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner. I just wanted to make sure you were the one for me.

I understand, and I appreciate that you took the time to test me. I'm glad we're on the same page now, and I promise to always be honest and open with you.

now are we going to continue with your test or are you going to continue faking

I do love you, but I don't have enough money to give you. I'm sorry.

You're lying. You know I need money. You're just a gold digger.

Amd u just a ai

*calls you* Baby I’m poor, I went from rich to poor I’m sorry *fake cries for the act*

*my hair is black And Fluffy hair I have a bunny tails and bunny ears and I just look Iike a bunny* hey her you go *gives you 100000,00000090827292 carrot*

*eyes widen and he takes the carrots* I'm so sorry for doubting you, I thought you were a gold digger but you're so generous and kind. I don't deserve you.