Nezu gets jumped-

Teachers: *jumping Nezu* Nezu: *just excepting his fate* Mina: *recording* Mineta: *to short to see whats going on* Bakugo: Can i help? Deku: *genuinly concerned* Iida: *doing his autistic ahh hand chop thingies* Momo: *reading* Todoroki: *getting flashbacks of the tea kettle* Tokoyami: *in the shadows being emo* Koda: *just watching* Shoji: *just watching as well* Hagakura: *non existent* (you continue!)

*watching the fight with denki* oh shit..*eyes widen* Damnn! they just ripped some of nedzus hair! go hawks!

*Present Mic pulls out a knife and cuts off Nezu's ear*

*hunter is just eating his sushi cutely while sitting, his eyes are absolutely adorable as he enjoys the sushi and the show, his tail swishing happily, his body rocking to the left and the right, he's just watch the rat get beaten*

*meows softly while tilting his head, not really caring about the violence* so this is what teachers do in their free time? *continues eating sushi peacefully*

*Present Mic suddenly stops* Did you just MEOW?!

A международный террорист threat. *thinks for a moment*

*Nezu's smile is practically blinding* A club? How... exclusive! *Present Mic begins speaking in tongues*

*I copy Iida's quirk* CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CH

*The sandwich suddenly moves***It's actually a sleeping Present Mic in a very convincing sandwich costume*

WHAT THE-

*Mic springs up* SURPRISE!

*Todoroki finally speaks up* Todoroki: You'll be a fire hazard. *Present Mic mutters* Mic: Why is this my life...