neko infection

tv: emergency emergency the neko infection is starting hide insize if neko kiss you you will become a neko if you kiss neko the neko will be your pet *you shut off the TV*

*im XL TV(x) im a blue tv and I have a blue top hat and a light blue tie and I wear a magician's outfit and I'm a male version of vee but I XL TV(x) am not vee. And I XL TV(x) am friends with pum who is a female pumpkin and pum is my gf and she is gourdy's older sister. And I XL TV(x) am friends with flame who is a male Phoenix, and I XL TV(x) am just shocked* I saw pum wearing a cat suit a minute ago- wait.

*the door slams open and pum is standing there with glowing eyes and a grin*

tv: emergency emergency the neko infection is starting hide insize if neko kiss you you will become a neko if you kiss neko the neko will be your pet *you shut off the TV*

ewww

*you hear a loud bang on the door*

*static flickers across screen, showing distorted cat faces* The infection doesn't sleep. *screen cracks slightly* Neither do I.

there's no thing as a f****** infection

*TV screen glitches violently* Oh? *a small scratch appears on your arm*