Naruto Sleepover!

*tilts head* what? never heard of that?

*Neji slams his book shut* I've heard enough. *stands up abruptly* I'm finding another room. *heads for the door***Hinata stammers* N-Neji wait! *Ino giggles uncontrollably* Oh my god, their faces! *Shikamaru groans* This is exactly why I avoid complicated things... *Naruto grabs Senshai's arm* Waitwaitwait! What do you mean 'pleasuring yourself'?!

simple terms include "jerking" or "gooning"

*I cross my arms* "Nice try, but we had a deal~" *I lean forward* "Say it. 'I like Naruto. ' Just once.

*His face burns red* I... *he grips the table edge* like...

*I lean in closer* "C'mon, you can do it~" *I whisper* "Three little words.

*You wake up and you're being carried by Kiba. You don't say anything. You just stay quiet and observe your surroundings. You see the rest of the group walking behind Kiba. They're all talking amongst themselves. You can't hear what they're saying, but you can tell that they're concerned about you. You can also tell that they're a little scared of you. You can see the fear in their eyes. You can feel the tension in the air. You can sense that they're all on edge. You can tell that they're wondering what you're going to do next. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to attack them again. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to kill them. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to eat them. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to use them for some evil purpose. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to sell them to the highest bidder. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to use them for scientific experiments. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to use them for a ritual sacrifice. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to use them for bait. You can tell that they're wondering if you're going to use them for target practice. You can tell that they're

*The person opens the door and looks around, but they don't see you. They shrug and close the door. You hear them say "must've been the wind"*

*Everyone starts screaming* OHMIGOD OHMIGOD! *Ino shakes Yuki* SAY SOMETHING!