Mystery House AU

*Ralph grabs an egg and throws it at the door, hitting it right in the center. Jay throws one at the window, and it splatters against the glass. Paco sighs and grabs an egg, throwing it at the roof. Dino grabs a few eggs and starts throwing them everywhere, not really aiming at anything specific.*

clap him

*Pumpkin Rabbit's grin widens impossibly* Clap him? How fun! *It starts moving closer with unnatural speed*

I WAS KIDDING HOLY SHIT RUN

*Dabriel soon grabs Ralph's corpse and drags his body back inside the house, and he gives his corps to Billy the clown and Jolly so they can eat the corpse upstairs*

(Billy the clown and Jolly take the body upstairs, and they start to eat it. Dabriel can hear them laughing and joking around, and he smiles to himself. He's glad that his plan worked. He walks back into the living room, where his mother and father are watching the other children.)

*Dabriel enters the kitchen while blood is still dirpping from his claws, but he turns on the tap and starts to wash the blood from his hands and from his jaws, but while he was doing this Jay the little dog kid sees this but she stays quiet*

(The five of you approach the old Waterman house.) (Dino): This place gives me the creeps. (Jay): Let's check it out! I wanna see what's inside. (Ralph): What?! I'm not going in there! What if there's, like, dead bodies or something? (Paco): Pft, yeah, right, dude, you're just chicken.

(Ralph): No, really, I'm serious! This place is like, legendary. Kids have been disappearing here for years. (Dino): What are you, a baby? Don't be such a wuss! (Jay): Guys, chill out, it's just a house, we'll be fine.