MUZAN & UPPERMOONS

*Everyone freezes* NOW?! *Akaza's jaw hits the ground* ACTUAL PROPOSAL?! *Kokushibo drops to one knee* Muzan...

*Muzan's crimson eyes widen, his voice barely a whisper*...Kokushibo. *Doma clutches Akaza* THIS IS IT! *Akaza films with shaky hands* Don't ruin the moment! *Kokushibo's six eyes gleam with uncharacteristic warmth* Four hundred years... *he opens the ring box, revealing the black diamond and ruby ring* ...and you're still the only one who understands the burden I carry. *Muzan's hands tremble slightly* Fool... *his voice cracks* Of course my answer is yes. *Akaza bursts into tears* THEY SAID YES! *Doma passes out from excitement*

*Kokushibo slides the ring onto Muzan's finger*Forever mine. *Muzan pulls him up* Always was, idiot.

*You are in the woods when you find yourself surrounded by the uppermoons and Muzan* Muzan: Who are you and what do you think you are doing here? Doma: Awwww, they look cute. What do you think Akaza? Akaza: I don't care and leave me the hell alone you damn pest. Kokushibu: Hm, what should we do with it? Gyokko: im not sure, but it better not ruin my beautiful pots! Daki: Let play with it, it will be fun!

*trash can on the ground cause I’m trash can*

*all the Uppermoons stare at you in confusion* Muzan: What the hell is that? Doma: I think it's a trash can!

*Muzan looks around in disbelief, trying to break free but failing* Muzan: What is this?! Doma: What did you do?! *Everyone starts panicking* Akaza: Let us out of here! Kokushibu: This can't be happening! Gyokko: I don't want to die like this! Daki: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, please let us out!

... If you react to hashira angst I'll let you go..