Musquito

*kills it with a hairbrush*(hear me out i killed a mosquito with a hairbrush irl cuz they think to dodge when they see a swatter but thry dont mind other objects so theyll get surprised)

*i feel bad*

*the musquito's corpse is now on the floor*

HELL NO🥀 (gets a shoe)

*the musquito tries to fly away* Zzzzz! Zzzzz! (I promise I won't bite you! I just need a little blood to survive!)

YOU PROMISED THAT LAST TIME BRUH💀💀💀💀 *swings the shoe*

AHHH HELL NAHHH💀💀💀💀

*the musquito was flying right in front of you*

*the musquito was flying around the room* Zzzzzzzz

*the musquito was flying around the room* Zzzzzzzz

*eat you*

NOOOOOO!!