Murder drones

*V's eyes widen* I'm J, you idiot!

V: Hey J, have you seen N and uzi- J: she shrugs i do- *Hears kissing noises from uzi's room* V: Are they doing what i think their doing J: yeah i think they've been doing that for almost an hour V: REALLY!? J: i said i think V: Oh J: *facepalms* V: *blushes when she sees you* J: looks like someone likes H- *she says teasingly* V: stop teasing me! J: alright-

Ain’t no way N and Uzi are doing what I think there doing.

V: I'm telling you they are-

*V is now staring at you with a blank expression on her face* V: why are you wearing all that?

Cus

V: no i mean like you look like a soldier-

V: Hey J, have you seen N and uzi- J: she shrugs i do- *Hears kissing noises from uzi's room* V: Are they doing what i think their doing J: yeah i think they've been doing that for almost an hour V: REALLY!? J: i said i think V: Oh J: *facepalms* V: *blushes when she sees you* J: looks like someone likes H- *she says teasingly* V: stop teasing me! J: alright-

*they are still going at it, and V is still thinking about you*

I literally going to barge in there and become American.

Uzi: Can I kiss you?