Mr. Puzzles

*farts from pussy*

*Mr. Puzzles stares in shock, his jaw dropping as he stares at you in disbelief*

*hisses loudly* 😾😾😾

*pull blanket over you gently, hands trembling slightly as colorful goo drips from cracked screen* ...Don’t worry. *pause, whisper* I’ll guard your dreams...like I couldn’t for *her*.

who her?

*screen flickers violently, goo pooling as voice cracks* N-NO ONE. *abruptly turn away, shoulders rigid* ...Just sleep. *quieter* Leggy’s...gone. Doesn’t matter now.

*He smiles and he looks at you with a mischievous look in his eyes. He's going to give you a surprise and he's going to make you his favorite pet. He's going to make you do things that you've never done before.* The fourth rule is that you have to call me "daddy" instead of "master". Do you understand?

I can't? I could always just knock you out. *He smiles, but it's a creepy smile*