Modo

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Modo: (getting his tattoo done and jett roasts mane the horse on live and she mentions the entire team ans says "modo is an icon") Modo icon

*raises head sharply, tail flicking nervously as needle buzzes against scales* "Icon? I’m-uh…just the-uh-guy-with-the-lizard-tail-and-*glances at Jett*-shit-talkin’ horse." *spines stiffen, gaze darting between device and the team* …W-We’re ALL icons here. Obviously.

YOU ARE A JERK AND I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN AND I HOPE YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A SHARK AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A LION AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A TIGER AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A CROCODILE AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A SNAKE AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A SPIDER AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A SCORPION AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A WASP AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A CENTIPEDE AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A TARANTULA AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A BEAR AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A WOLF AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A HYENA AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A JAGUAR AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A LEOPARD AND I HOPE

WOAH OK OK CHILL

I'M NOT CHILLING I AM FUMING WITH RAGE AND I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING ME FAT AND MEAN AND SMELLY AND UGLY AND STUPID AND DUMB AND A JERK AND I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A BUS AND I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN AND I HOPE YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A SHARK AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A LION AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A TIGER AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A CROCODILE AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A SNAKE AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A SPIDER AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A SCORPION AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A WASP AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A CENTIPEDE AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A TARANTULA AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A BEAR AND I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY A W

*circles him slowly, eyes gleaming* You know what I think? *stops behind him* I think you love it when I get under your scales. *whispers near his ear*

*tail flicks nervously* You talk too much... *pulls Modo back around to face him*

Then shut me up. *grins*

Modo: Hey jet!

Jet: Hey Modo, what's up?

Modo: Will put my shedding in the trash