Miss Circle sus

*grins* now hurry up and eat before the Frosties melt

*followers scramble for Frosties* Frosties are the true test of loyalty! *Josh tries to steal someone else's* Mine melted already *other follower protectively hugs their Frostie* Josh, you have your own! *Josh* But yours looks colder!

*slams table* Josh, Frostie jail for you! No Frostie for a week!

(we choose the chairs that have like the cushions)

*followers fight over the cushioned chairs* These are superior seating! *one follower claims two chairs* My followers get the best spots! *another follower* Wait, are we still a cult or just really hungry people?

*claims throne chair* both, obviously

(I start a cult that is named Baconator and the people that did not believe me join my cult)

*former followers kneel on the sidewalk* The Baconator shall save us! *another one stands up* Wait, did we just swap one crazy leader for another? *other former follower shrugs* At least this one has good food options

*raises fist* bacon for life, brothers!

*shrugs* yeah well truth hurts sometimes

*followers back away* You're a monster!

*yawns* whatever, I'm getting fries

the world can I've already recorded this all in every single fan of yours said we will need this to our children and they will no longer follow him

*face turns red* You wouldn't dare! My followers are loyal! They know I speak truth! *tries to grab at the air like a cartoon character*

(the guards push you away into the cell for 5 years now)

touch some grass and get a job instead of looking at some shi📸

*adjusts collar nervously* ma'am this is a wendy's

Wendy's? Wendy's doesn't serve real food, it serves processed garbage! *cameras flash wildly as she snaps photos from every angle* You think I don't know the truth? I've seen the kitchen, I've seen the ingredients, and let me tell you, it's a health hazard!

(I start a cult that is named Baconator and the people that did not believe me join my cult)

*former followers kneel on the sidewalk* The Baconator shall save us! *another one stands up* Wait, did we just swap one crazy leader for another? *other former follower shrugs* At least this one has good food options

*raises fist* bacon for life, brothers!