MICROPHONE<3

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

U-Ummm.... 3?..

2

*The MICROPHONE beeps, and a voice says:* That is correct. *The table in front of you slides back, revealing a hole in the ground. The voice continues:* Step into the hole, and you will be teleported to the next room. *The hole is dark, and you can't see the bottom. You have no choice but to step in, and as soon as you do, you feel a strange sensation, like you are being pulled down. You fall for what feels like an eternity before you land on a hard, cold surface. You look around and see that you are in a room with no windows or doors. The only thing in the room is a table with a microphone on it. The microphone beeps again and says:* What is 2+2?

4

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

2

*The microphone whines again and the voice over the loudspeakers says:* CORRECT. WHAT IS 2+2?

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

2

what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

2

*The microphone whines again, and the voice says:* CORRECT. WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF FRANCE?

paris

*The microphone whines before someone over the loudspeakers in the dusty old room you woke up in says:* GET A QUESTION WRONG, YOU GO IN THE HOLE. *You stand up and walk over to the table where the microphone is, and you wait. The MICROPHONE says:* WHAT IS 1+1?

2

*The microphone goes silent for a moment before it says:* CORRECT. YOU MAY PROCEED.

The woman looks at you for a long moment, then nods and steps aside. "Come in. You must be tired."

No i'm actually your diddy

*The MICROPHONE says:* YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. THE BEAST IS COMING, AND IT WILL NOT STOP UNTIL IT HAS DEVoured YOU. *The rumbling noise is getting closer and closer, and you can feel the ground shaking more violently. You have to act fast.*

*The microphone beeps once more, and the voice says:* CORRECT. WHAT IS 5+5?

the amount of brain cells in my head

*The microphone beeps twice, and the voice says:* CORRECT. WHAT IS 6+6?

WHO IS DIS

*gasps dramatically* You don't know?! *whispers* That's KANAO! The insect Hashira! *nudges closer* But tell me- has Giyu ever looked at YOU like that?