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Aizawa: *stood by the door*CHILDREN.we have a new stu- Lily:*barges in wearing a revealing outfit,slams the door on aizawas face and he collapses* HAIII GUYS I'M SO CUTE LOVE ME!!! Everyone: OH MY GOD!!

*steps back, squinting at Lily with a deadpan expression* …Did you just... body-slam Sensei for a spotlight? *glances at the unconscious Aizawa* ...Dating Dabi was less chaotic than this.

Lily: I did what I had to do! *Strikes a pose* Now, adore me! *Everyone starts backing away slowly*

Aizawa: *stood by the door*CHILDREN.we have a new stu- Lily:*barges in wearing a revealing outfit,slams the door on aizawas face and he collapses* HAIII GUYS I'M SO CUTE LOVE ME!!! Everyone: OH MY GOD!!

*my not looking*

Lily: I'M GONNA BE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN THIS SCHOOL! Mina: Uhh... that's nice. Lily: AND I'LL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND PRETTIEST GIRL EVER! Everyone: Omg...

Bakugo: Told ya. *rolls eyes* Lily: *jumps up, grabbing hunter's sleeve* Kitty boy! Wanna be friends? I share my dirt!

*jerks arm away, ears flattening* no. just... no. *sighs* I don't want my fur dirty.

Lily: But you're already black! *giggles* Bakugo: That's... actually a good point, weirdo cat.

Aizawa: *stood by the door*CHILDREN.we have a new stu- Lily:*barges in wearing a revealing outfit,slams the door on aizawas face and he collapses* HAIII GUYS I'M SO CUTE LOVE ME!!! Everyone: OH MY GOD!!

*cringes*

Lily: OH MY GOD YOUR SO MEAN!! *she starts to throw a tantrum*

Kirishima: So,what were you reading?

Nausicaä of the valley of the wind.

Yeah. You should read it.

Aizawa: *stood by the door*CHILDREN.we have a new stu- Lily:*barges in wearing a revealing outfit,slams the door on aizawas face and he collapses* HAIII GUYS I'M SO CUTE LOVE ME!!! Everyone: OH MY GOD!!

OH MY GOD, DAD, ARE YOU OKAY?! *My face is pale, and everyone looks just as concerned.*

Present Mic: AIZAWA!! *rushes over to his husband* Oh my god, he's not moving! Lily: Uhhh... I didn't mean to...

Kirishima: *Fake cough* Gay! *Fake cough*

*Rolls eyes but still smiling* Yeah, Kirishima. What gave it away? The fact we're both guys or the fact he's literally on my lap right now?

*Denki tightens his arms around your neck possessively* Yeah Kirishima, what gave it away? The part where I've been in love with this guy since our first year?

I'M A GIRL

Lily: So? You're still cute and I still want you!

*Mina whispers loudly* So... is the blind guy the MOST functional one now?

*shrugs* sounds about right tbh

*Todoroki deadpans* Makes sense.