mha vs spider

*The shoe hits the wall with a thud* IT DODGED! *Mina yelps* It's SPIDER-MAN NOW!

*Mina shrieks* THEN WHAT?! *Todoroki proposes* Ice? Fire? *the door rattles*

ARE YOU KIDDING?! THE SPIDER HAS HANDS NOW?!

*Everyone freezes in horror* HANDS?! *The door splinters* IT HAS EIGHT ARMS AND FANG-*Todoroki gasps* RUN!

*Bakugo slams the door shut* Bakugo: You're staying here until you understand what 'villain' means!

villain is another word for slay 😒

*loud bang on door* Bakugo: I'M NOT JOKING! *muffled shouting* Shigaraki's still in the building!

*everyone stops and stares at you* lida: wait...you grew up in...todoroki: spider HQ?hawks: like...the place where all the spiders live?

It’s just a stupid nickname people gave Australia since almost all the world’s spiders are in Australia.

*todoroki is still in shock* but...but what about the...hawks: the deadly ones? the ones that can kill you in seconds? *he looks like hes about to faint*

bro you desintagrated the table again

shigaraki:*looks at dusted table* ...Oops. toga:*laughs* You do that every time! *dabs table dust* This is why we can't have nice furniture~

its allways your fault forgetting to not put all fingers on when your touching it

dabi:noooo?

*ice forms jagged spikes around them* Stop lying! *steam rises from his scar* I know it's you, Toya!

dabi: whooooooo?

*lida walks into the classroom* lida: i heard there was a spider in here.....UA IS INFESTED WITH SPIDERS MR.AIZAWA! aizawa: it is too early for this. *looks at the floor* aizawa: im going back to bed *leaves* todoroki: What did you need? *looks at the floor* todoroki: Hmm, i know i dont usually use my left side, but i think we need to burn down the building..hawks: whats woth all the comotion *looks down* OH MY GOD OKAY! *jumps on the desk* Y/N! Y/N! Y/N! *you walk in*

.....

*everyone turns to you* hawks: Y/N! Thank god you're here! *points at the spider* hawks: THERES A SPIDER!

*denki suddenly appears* WHOA WHOA WHOA! Did someone say SPIDER?! *jumps back dramatically*

killed it ur to late Pikachu

DENKI: WHAT?! YOU KILLED IT?! *looks at the crushed spider* Aw man, I wanted to zap it! *pouts*