MHA vigilante

*All Might's brow furrows* Curious? About what, exactly? *Mirko's muscles remain tense, unconvinced* You're not making sense, kid.

about why u didn't close the damn curtains, like bruh *facepalms* isn't the basic things to do it close the curtains? *tilts head* u could see everything from a mile away

*Everyone exchanges awkward glances*

*squints suspiciously* You won't. *wings fold tighter* But I have actual work to do besides argue with a vigilante who thinks everything's a game.

it kinda is though *shrugs* smth like Minecraft hardcore *pause* u build houses, u get food, u live, u fight bad entities and if u die in hardcore? then u can't respawn *shrugs* irl and Minecraft Hardcore is pretty similar

*stares* Stop. Just... stop.

*you watching from the other roof and hawks spots you, you wink and book it* Hawks: speak of the devil! they're watching us *points, everyone stand and quickly tries to chase after you*

*i die*

*everyone stops and looks at you* "what the.."

*he gets closer and grabs the tree, you can feel his grip on it, he pulls the tree closer to him and you can see his face clearly now, he's staring right at you*

*he seems surprised and lets go of the tree* Hawks: you're...a vigilante aren't you?