MHA VALENTINES!

*Villains grin* Villain 1: Fresh meat!

*Jirou stands up, music note earrings glowing faintly* Yeah? Well your personality's uglier than your mom's face! *Mina gasps* KYOKA!

i dont have a mom so you're saying you're emotions are uglier than nothing *smirks inside mask*

*Jirou freezes* I... shit. *Denki whispers* OH SNAP!

*Jirou squints at you, suspicion in her eyes* You sure you're not just saying that because you don't want to admit you have a crush on someone?

jirou let me tell you im straighter then the poles your mom walks on

*dead silence* Bakugo: WHAT THE FUCK?! *Kirishima chokes on air*

*Denki yanks his arm back, his carefree grin gone.* Jeez, okay! Sorry for existing! *He mutters, turning to Kaminari on his other side.* What's her problem?

*Todoroki ice-blocks Shigaraki's arm* He's distracted. *glances at Bakugo* By what? *Shigaraki's eyes lock on you* The pretty girl from Christmas.

*Beating the shi outta Mr compress*

*Compress marbles roll everywhere* MY MARBLES! *Dabi watches from afar* She's even prettier when she's violent.

*Momo whispers* Did you see Shoto's face? He looked so uncomfortable! *Ochaco nods sadly* I know...

oh why's that?

*Ochaco sighs* He just... *twirls hair* doesn't feel the same. *Momo nods* Poor Momo.