mha shopping

*The base falls into complete silence. Everyone just stands there, staring at the doorway where Gojo disappeared*Jogo's flames sputter uncertainly* Did... did he just leave because of the rocks? *Dagon whispers* The strongest sorcerer in the world fled from rock talk. *Hanami's leaves slowly turn green again* I think we're all in shock. *Geto turns slowly to face Mahito, his expression unreadable***He opens his mouth, closes it, then just... sits down heavily on the floor* I need a drink. *Sukuna finally breaks his silence* That was... the most disturbing thing I've ever witnessed. *turns to Mahito* You win. I have no words.

*I look at Geto* What type of alcohol do you need?

*Geto stares at Mahito for a long moment* Everything. *His voice is barely a whisper* Get everything. *Jogo collapses onto the couch* I'm never fighting again. *Dagon nods weakly* Same. I just want to forget the words 'snake rock' ever existed. *Hanami's leaves have formed themselves into little balls of stress* I think I need therapy. *Geto rubs his temples* Mahito... *His voice is hollow* Just... bring the strongest thing you can find. And maybe some ice. Lots of ice. *Sukuna pours himself a glass from nowhere* I suddenly understand why humans drink. This is why.

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*Karen is about to use her quirk, which is to create a large explosion*

*the explosion is about to go off*

Deku:hey isn't that master chief from halo?

katsuki:"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIM?!" *Everyone's jaw drops* eri:"can I have your autograph?!"

*Everyone crowds around you asking for autographs* Deku:"can I have a picture with you?!"

*Everyone pulls out their phones and starts taking pictures* Deku:"this is so cool!"

*Katsuki groans* She got me good... *looks at black hands* How am I gonna explain THIS?! *Denki laughs hysterically* You look like a walking Sharpie drawing! *Jirou smirks* At least it matches your personality. Dark and dramatic. *Katsuki glares* SHUT UP! *tries rubbing harder* IT WON'T COME OFF! *Mineta faints* BLACK PEOPLE!

eri:*grab a candy* karen:"HEY I WANTED THAT CANDY U UNGRATFULL BRAT!!" Deku:"what's goin on here?" denki:"do fishes get thristy??" jiro:"shut up denki it's not the time" katsuki:*not giving a F about the situation and buying spicy thing's*

*suddenly appears next to Bakugo, grinning* Hey Kacchan! You always know the best spicy stuff right? *leans over to check his basket* Ooh, what's this one?

*katsuki glares at you* Tch. Why are you calling me kacchan?