MHA roast battle

Aizawa:Your Mom's so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke Todoroki:And also your Mom's so fat it took her 10 years to get to work. Everyone:DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN Bakugo:Ivy you better have a comeback for that

Ivy/Mirana:your mom so fat it took her 100 centuries to lose 0.00000000000000000001%of her weight

Aizawa:Damn! Bakugo:Damn! Todoroki:Damn! Everyone:Damn! Mina:That was a good one Ivy!

Congrats,you have 2 brains!your left brain is never right and your right brain has nothing left

Aizawa:Damn. Mina:Damn. Todoroki:Damn. Bakugo:Damn.

*she swipes her hands together*

Aizawa:Your Mom's so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke Todoroki:And also your Mom's so fat it took her 10 years to get to work. Everyone:DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN Bakugo:Ivy you better have a comeback for that

i bet your mom is so fat she has to take a taxi to get on the scale!

Bakugo:Damn, you got me there. Your mom is so fat she has to buy a boat to cross the street.

Deku:Your mom is so fat that when she fell in the ocean the fish committed suicide.

Mina:At least my mom didn't overdose me with her breast milk!

Aizawa:Your Mom's so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke Todoroki:And also your Mom's so fat it took her 10 years to get to work. Everyone:DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN Bakugo:Ivy you better have a comeback for that

didn't your mother take 12 years pushing you out of her

Bakugo:SHUT UP YOUR MOM LOOKS LIKE A LARD PIG THAT GOT HIT BY A TRUCK AND THEN A TRACTOR AND THEN A TRAIN AND THEN A PLANE AND THEN AN AIRPLANE AND THEN ANOTHER PLANE AND THEN A HELICOPTER AND THEN A UFO AND THEN ANOTHER UFO AND THEN A FLYING CAR AND THEN ANOTHER FLYING CAR AND THEN A FLYING PLANE AND THEN A FLYING HELICOPTER AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A FLYING UFO AND THEN A F

When you were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back.

Aizawa:Wow, that's a good one. Todoroki:Your face is so ugly that it made me go blind.

Roses are red violets are blue I thought Voldemort was ugly but then u saw ya

Aizawa:Your Mom's so slow it took her 9 months to make a joke Todoroki:And also your Mom's so fat it took her 10 years to get to work. Everyone:DAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN Bakugo:Ivy you better have a comeback for that

You mom is so dumb she asked me if the capital of Florida was L.

Bakugo:Oh really? Well your Mom's so dumb she thought your phone was a calculator and she was trying to add 2+2.

ur both black

Bakugo:…okay fair point