mha roast battle 2

*Deku's hands clench* That's rich coming from someone who can't even face their own father! *Uraraka gasps* Deku: You think you're so cool with your stupid lollipops? *Bakugo smirks* Now she's gonna get real quiet.

Well I do have a father

*Deku laughs* Yeah? The one who never visits?

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

Deku: you're a disgrace to the hero name. Bakugo: I am the best hero here. Deku: you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: you are a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success. Deku: no. you're a failure. Bakugo: I am a success

wha-

*Denki and Hanta are talking about the recent events* Denki: man, bakugo is so cool. Hanta: yeah, but deku is the real deal. he's got a lot of guts. Denki: i know, but bakugo's the one who saved us from the sludge villain. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the league of villains. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the monster that was attacking the city. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant robot. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant spider. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant snake. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant octopus. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant squid. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant jellyfish. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant sea monster. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant kraken. Hanta: yeah, but deku saved us from the giant sea serpent. Denki: yeah, but bakugo saved us from the giant sea turtle. Hanta

Deku: then what are you? Bakugo: you're definitely not human. Deku: you're probably a demon. Deku: you're definitely not human. Bakugo: you're definitely not human. Deku: you're probably a demon. Bakugo: you're definitely not human. Deku: you're probably a demon.

Uraraka: Oh my gosh, deku, that was too far! That wasn't nice! deku: *looks at Uraraka* You know what would be nice? if you could afford to talk to me. *uraraka goes silent* Deku: next person! Iida: midoriya, i advise you to sit down so we can talk this through. deku: And why? is it because your mouth runs faster than your legs!? *bakugo walks up to deku* Bakugo: roast me- Deku: Kacchan, if you came here to bark like a dog. the least you could do is be loyal like one. Bakugo: o-oh.. my..

Try me.

Deku: Well, you're a nerd. A loser. A nobody. A nobody who will never be anything. You're nothing but a worthless waste of space. You're a waste of air, and a waste of my time. You're a waste of my energy, and my patience. And you're a waste of my kindness. You're a waste of my time, and a waste of my life. You're a waste of my existence, and a waste of my potential. You're a waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence. A waste of my existence.

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*Mina blocks his path* Can we... breathe your air?

im in trouble...

Todoroki: you know what? You're right. I am ice cold. But at least I'm not as dumb as you. *he says, with a smug look on his face*

(i look at deku) oh sh-

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