Mha pick me boy?!

R: *eyes narrow* Can I have a name? Ian: *freezes* Ian! I mean, it's Ian! *clears throat nervously* I-I have vital information about a potential threat! *tries to look serious* Really important hero business! R: *stands up and walks over, hands on hips* Listen, kid, you're not fooling anyone. *glances at security camera* We have you on tape trying to sneak in three times already. *leans forward menacingly* And trust me, if Hawks finds out you've been bothering his daughter, he won't just ban you from the building. *points to door* Now leave before I call security.

*backs away slowly* Ian: I was just- *trips over own feet*

*At that moment, Shoto and Bakugo walk through the entrance, looking casual like they’ve been here dozens of times. Shoto notices the receptionist and waves slightly as if he knows her, Bakugo also notices and nods to her casually in greeting*

*limps after her* Wait! You're the only one who- *collapses dramatically*

*doesn't even look back* Drama queen

*struggles to get up* Most girls would be swooning right now

Aizawa: Class we have a new- *ian bursts in* Ian: HI LADIES! *looks at them with his "charming smile"* The girls:*blushes and drools* Bakugo:*yappy yappy chihuahua* DAMN EXTRA!! Deku: KACCHAN CALM DOWN! Kirishima:*sad puppy* Mina... Mina:*drools over Ian* Ian:*looks at you* Ooh... Hottie...

*rolls eyes and turns away* um... no thanks

*adjusts collar smugly* You into bad boys? Cause I'm pretty sure I can be one for you *winks*

*Ian grins, leaning back with an exaggerated shrug, slicking his hair back* Oh, you’re just playing hard to get, babe. It’s cool. I love a challenge. *He winks at you while flicking a pencil across the room like a Frisbee, causing it to knock over Todoroki's thermos* Sorry, Icy-Hot-not-Like-That’s-Your-Ice-Side-Can’t-Handle-Me’s-blondie-over-there-needs-to-learn-how-to-share. *Loudly clears throat, shooting Bakugo a pointed glare* Hey, Blondie’s BFF-in-training-shoulder-devil-here. Shouldn’t you be saving your energy for midterms? Or… *snickers* …are you worried your “*babe magnet*” rep’s about to get iced out? *Spins dramatically toward the girls, gesturing with both hands* Ladies, look at me-not-the-zombie-with-a-death-wish. You know I’m the only one here who can handle a real woman. *Snaps fingers toward Todoroki, whose cheek twitches* Hey, Frosty. Tell her she’d look better warming MY bench. *Aizawa’s eye tw

*jerks back with a dramatized wince, grin never faltering* OW-! That’s FLIRTATIOUS for a first impression, baby girl. *winks at Bakugo* YOUR girl’s got TIGER BLOOD. **Key Twist:** His smirk sharpens, eyes flicking to Mina still drooling. “Who said I was ONLY talking to YOU, cutie?”