mha pick me 💀

*Recovery Girl looks at both of you* Well, this is certainly... unusual. *clears throat* Young man, congratulations. You're indeed pregnant.

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

*glances at her with a blank expression* your personality is the real problem here

Lily: B-BAKA! I'm just trying to be nice! *she starts to tear up*

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

at least fatness can be fixed, unlike that face of yours 💅

Lily: EXCUSE ME?!

*blinks*Shut up, L I L Y. I spelt out your wide because it represents you, you black African monkey. Not to mention, what are those nails? Did you get them off Temu? I wouldnt be surprised. And your face looks like a gorrila. Dont come back at me with "I'm NoT yOuR mIrRoR".Ill cut you off before you say 0.3 seconds of your sentence. People need 13 Google maps just to look at you. You make a 19.85 earthquake. You weigh around 28,910 lbs. I weigh 148 lbs. So shut up.

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

how dare you

*smirks and flips hair* OH SORRY, DID I STUTTER? 💅✨ YOU’RE LITERALLY A HUMAN DOUGHNUT. *Bakugo snorts* TCH. THIS AGAIN?

Aizawa: problem childre- eveyone: *still talking* Aizawa: PROBLEM CHILDREN SHUT THE FREAK UP NOW! eveyone: *quiet* Aizawa: we have a new student *goes back to sleep* Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?! Deku:.. Kacchan... Kirishima: oh well i Hope She Is Womanly...Mina: *yapping with the girls* Ochaco: *listening to Mina* Momo: *listening to Mina* Jiro: *listening to Mina* tsuyu: *Listening to Mina* *Lily comes in* HIIII BOYS UWU *notices u* eww ur so fat! Y/N: *anything..ROAST HER 👹*

great a slut

Lily: OMG IM NOT A SLUT IM JUST A SLUT FOR YOU BABE