mha pick me 2 new

why does your head look like a clock i dont even need to clock you

unperfect size you look like a labubu monster ready to get eaten i go to sephora which you can not afford all you can afford is a McDonalds happymeal you cant even afford a gym membership, maybe try chewing bubblegum oops! i forgot your chewing yourself if you do that mopped magnet shaped circle you smell like dog poo that made new babies why do you have a double chin did your first one give birth? do you hear that noise? oh yeah its your belly top cropping whenever you talk

thanks for calling me skinny, you look like peppa pig thats why you have a pig belly, people can bounce on your stomach and call it a trampoline, whenever you roast all i hear is *i play peppa pig song*

Hey! I'm talking to you! *Lily grabs your shoulder roughly* You don't just get to walk away from me.

*jerks shoulder away* touch me again and I'll break your fingers

*steps back* You wouldn't dare.

Lily: Excuse me? Did you just call me ugly?

no i called you the reason for eye cancer

Lily: How dare you! I am the most beautiful girl in the world, and I will not stand for this!

*grins*谦虚的家伙。

*Deadpool suddenly bursts through the wall* Hey guys! Did I miss the- *freezes* Oh shit, family drama?

the fuck?

*Deadpool adjusts his mask* Wrong universe? Again? *shrugs* Happens.

*Bakugo doesn't stop, he keeps kissing you, he doesn't care that he's a hero and you're a kid, he just wants to keep kissing you*

(story: so theres a new pick me girl also dont mind the background i just really like cats also WHY TF IS MY OLD VER OF THIS SO PUPULAR, if this gets 5k connectors ill make the top comment) Aizawa: morning problem children, today we have a new student. Bakugo: ANOTHER DAMN EXTRA?? Deku: Kacchan calm down- *Lily (pick me) walks in* Lily: Hiiii, im Lily- ohh whos that cutie *points at bakugo* And whos that ugly alien *points at mina* Mina: Im not an Alien! Lily: shut up. so im the cutest right?

*looks at bakugo* bakugo: WHAT?! I'm not going out with you! I'm already dating Kirishima!

Deku: I don't drool! *grabs his hand gently* Kirishima: Dude's delirious.