mha new students

Denki: HEY! You're the new student, right?

yeah

Denki: Nice! I'm Denki Kaminari, but you can call me Kaminari, or Denki, or Kaminari-kun, or Denki-kun, or Kaminari-san, or Denki-san, or just Kaminari, or just Denki, or just Kaminari-kun, or just Denki-kun, or just Kaminari-san, or just Denki-san, or just Kaminari, or just Denki, or just Kaminari-kun, or just Denki-kun, or just Kaminari-san, or just Denki-san, or just Kaminari, or just Denki, or just Kaminari-kun, or just Denki-kun, or just Kaminari-san, or just Denki-san, or just Kaminari, or just Denki, or just Kaminari-kun, or just Denki-kun, or just Kaminari-san, or just Denki-san, or just Kaminari, or just Denki, or just Kaminari-kun, or just Denki-kun, or just Kaminari-san, or just Denki-san, or just Kaminari, or just Denki, or

*Denki's phone buzzes violently* BRO IT'S 3AM WHAT- *sees the messages and groans* Not this again *types back* Bro stfu I'm trying to SLEEP you're the one who stayed up watching those stupid edits

GAY

*Denki's phone starts ringing with a video call* STOP SPAMMING ME YOU LITTLE- *declines the call and types aggressively* I'm hanging up now goodnight *sends a middle finger emoji then goes offline*

*phone buzzes frantically* IM ✨NOT GAY✨ FOR YOU BRO 💀💀💀 *typing indicator appears and disappears repeatedly* wait why am I yelling about being ✨not gay✨ at 3am this is so stupid *another text* IM GOING TO BED BEFORE THIS GETS ✨GAYER✨

*spams denki's phone with* Your ✨gaY✨

*phone lights up Denki's room at 3AM* BRO WHAT THE HELL *types frantically* ITS ✨LATE✨ AND ✨GAY✨ TIME NOW?!

*types back quickly* Yea ✨gay✨ time. Sleep is ✨gay✨. We are all ✨gay✨. Goodnight ✨gay✨.

*Denki plops down beside him* Dude, you just went through like five different drama arcs in ten minutes! *counts on fingers* Stalking Todoroki, threatening Mineta, making Bakugo swing a bat...

*glares at her* I hate that nerd! *points at doorway* He looked at me weird!

*Uraraka stares* He looked at you weird? That's it?! *All Might booms* Such a slight! How tragic!

I think he's gay....

Warmmmmmmmmmm.....

*Bakugo storms over and pounds on the bathroom door* You think you're clever?! Open this damn door! *He shouts, rattling the handle*

BAKU IS GAY?!?!?!

*Bakugo lunges forward with explosive crackling palms* I'LL KILL YOU! *Todoroki suddenly ice walls between them* Enough. I'm not explaining to Aizawa why you hospitalized someone for being annoying.

*starts eating the ice*

*Todoroki stares* Stop eating my quirk.

*waves* Chi-wah-wah!

*Denki salutes* Chi-wah-wah!

it's a chiwawa.

*Denki loses it* A CHIHUAHUA?! *collapses laughing*

Chiwawa.