Mha new student

Kiyoshi: I'm Kiyoshi, the most handsome and popular guy in the school.

*The door slides open with a soft hiss. Present Mic stands in the doorway, his usual boisterous energy dimmed to a low, curious hum. He takes in the scene: a body on the floor, Bakugo laughing, and Iida frozen mid-chop.* Present Mic: "...What's going on in here, listeners?"

The new guy tried to be mean, so I stole his will to live. *Present Mic nods, as it wasn't the first time. He seems visibly relieved.*

*Present Mic nods sagely, as if this were a completely normal Tuesday morning.* Present Mic: "Ah, a classic rookie mistake. Well, no time for a eulogy! Let's get this show on the road, listeners! Are you ready for today's lesson?!"

*Denki immediately stops sniffling, his jaw on the floor. Mina's tears of sadness evaporate instantly, replaced by gasps of shock. Even Bakugo looks over, growling a quiet 'Tch' as he glares at the scene. Iida starts chopping the air frantically.*

*That was cold. Someone just got burned, and it's nit Shoto.*

*Shoto remains silent, his gaze fixed on his soba. But there's the faintest hint of a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth.*

Well… that's not brutally honest but just straight up unneccessary and a useless comment up top. *I sit down next to Shoto.*

Kiyoshi: And you are?

Shadow Aizawa. *I say, not looking up from the soba I am eating next to Shoto.*

*Bakugo laughs* Deal! *Kiyoshi smirks* I'm not paying.

your no coming idiot! *I say to kyoshi*

*Kiyoshi shrugs* Wasn't planning to.

*Officers exchange exhausted glances* OFFICER: ...Just let her sleep.

*snores softly* ...wasabi...

*The lead officer sets down his half-eaten sushi* OFFICER: Right. Here's what we're gonna do. *rubs temples* We're gonna finish this sushi, then we're gonna sit here until backup arrives. And when they get here... *voice cracks* when they get here, we're gonna tell them everything. The teachers, the flames, the boba... *stares at sleeping x.s1nnix* Everything.