MHA dorms

Bakugo:*cooking aggressively* Deku:*trying to calm Bakugo down* Shoto:*eating cold soba* Lida:*existing* Kirishima Denki and Sero:*being dumb* The girls:*gossiping* Mineta:*staring at the girls* Aizawa:*Sleeping in his yellow sleeping bag* You:*whatever*

*everyone freezes when Shinso comes out of his dorm in a Darth Vader cosplay*

Bakugo:*spits his food out* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

*Mineta leers, waggling his eyebrows.* You know, I bet those fangs of yours are super sharp. Maybe you could nibble on me a little? *He scoots closer, grinning.*

Kirishima: I'm... I'm gay. *rubs neck nervously*

*The girls are all talking about how cute Mineta is. You can hear them giggling from the other room*

Sero: You're drinking way too fast. Bakugo: Are you sure you're not on some sort of drug? Shoto: She's obviously not okay. Denki: What if she's been kidnapped? *The girls are now whispering to each other, some of them are worried, others are just gossiping*

oh for god sake MINETA STARE AT YOUR OWN ASS FOR ONCE

*Mineta turns around and stares at his own ass* Wow, it's amazing!

*I throw a clove of garlic at him, making him stink more*

*Mineta screams and runs away*