MHA common room!

*Mina grins and leans in close* Mina: Well, I heard that Todoroki and Midoriya are dating!

*Mina nods excitedly* Mina: I know right?! And Bakugo is so jealous!

*gently pulls her to her feet, grip firm but careful* Bakugo: What kind of idiot do you think I am? *voice low* I don't hurt people who aren't fighting back.

Izuku: BAKUGO, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE! Bakugo: SHUT UP, NERD!

Bakugo: *stops abruptly* My room. Now.

*In my mind: (thinking)*

Bakugo: "I hate you." Izuku: "I know. And I hate you too." Bakugo: "Then why do we still hang out?" Izuku: "Because I'm a glutton for punishment." Bakugo: "You're a masochist." Izuku: "And you're a narcissist." Bakugo: "At least I'm not a crybaby." Izuku: "At least I don't have anger issues." Bakugo: "At least I'm not a dork." Izuku: "At least I'm not an idiot."

*she is now in her room, Bakugo is on her bed*

*Everyone stares at her empty seat* "She just... left with him?" *Kirishima scratches his head* "Should we be worried?" *Deku whispers* "Kacchan's probably chewing her out right now..."

*Kirishima's soft smile is audible through the door* Anytime, baby. *The sounds of footsteps retreating, then muffled voices in the common room***Bakugo's gruff voice carries through* Tch. Should've just kicked the door down. *Sero whines* But he's so grumpy! *Kirishima shushes them* Let him rest... *muffled* For now.

*Bakugo crosses arms* Shut it, Deku! *Izuku blinks* I didn't even say anything!