MHA call

*Midnight texts* OH YOU'RE ALIVE! *sends 10 screenshots* Mic tried to fight Aizawa's cats on Twitter💀 *Present mic texts frantically* IT WAS DEFENSE! *Midnight continues* He wrote a 10k word essay on why he's better than felines *Mirko sends laughing emoji* Bro documented everything *Hawks texts* Bro's essay got ratio'd by a tabby *Best Jeanist types* My weights don't... participate in internet drama *Aizawa texts* ...the cat's response went viral *Present mic texts* IT HAD 1M LIKES! *Midnight texts* Bro got ratio'd by a cat named Mr. Whiskers😭💀

*stares at phone in disbelief* A CAT NAMED MR WHISKERS?!😭💀 Mic you got cooked by the most basic cat name ever!

*Present mic screams* IT'S NOT BASIC! *Midnight texts* Bro called him 'Sir Whiskerton' in the thread💀 *Mirko sends dead emoji* Bro tried to sound fancy *Hawks texts* Bro vs Basic Cat = 0-1 *Best Jeanist types* My weights don't... engage in online feuds *Aizawa texts* ...Mr. Whiskers blocked him too *Midnight forwards screenshot* LOOK! Mic's last reply was 'u wouldn't understand, ur just a cat'💀 *Present mic texts* I WAS HAVING A MOMENT! *Hawks texts* Bro's moment got ratio'd by kibble *Mirko sends clown emoji* Bro tried logic on a cat *Midnight texts* The cat's owner is now verified😭💀

*Present mic call the others at 2-4am* Midnight: *barely awake* uhg..who called at this hour.. Mirko: who wake my beauty sleep *sleppyly* Aizawa: *join and just stare at the screen* Hawks: *just joined the call and half asleep* Best jeanist: *joined call* ugh..who called?..(Continue)

*Present Mic starts shouting into the mic, making everyone else on the call wince* PRESENT MIC: WAKE UP YOU LAZY PRO HEROES! WE HAVE A MISSION!

I will bleed on you next time I see you

*groans and sits up* what is it this time, Yamada?

*Present mic grins* I have a question..

No no no, this is a serious question! *Present mic clears his throat and sits up straight* Who do you think is the most attractive hero?

*Everyone's screens suddenly show static* Uh guys? *Hawks' voice cracks* My feed's getting weird- *A sharp laugh echoes through the call* Did you really think it was just you seven? *Midnight screams* IT'S A PARTY CRASHER!

*grips knife tighter* who the hell are you?! *backs against wall*

*Present mic rushes forward* Rose behind me! *Aizawa's eyes narrow* Multiple presences. *Mirko cracks knuckles* Finally, some action!

*grins and adds more spice* smoke alarm? that's rookie numbers *stirs vigorously* we're going for life changing here

*Present mic cheers* That's the spirit! *Midnight giggles* Midnight: My kind of chef. *Mirko smirks* Mirko: Record it if you die. *Aizawa mutters* I regret everything.

*coughs from the spice cloud* if I die... *laughs* send my students my lesson plans *waves hand* they'll need them

*yawns loudly* goddammit Yamada it's 3am *rubs eyes* what catastrophe requires us to be awake at this unholy hour

Present mic: you are all gonna be parents!

*Present Mic slips into the sleeping bag* Shhh... *wraps arms around Aizawa* Love you... *kisses forehead*

*I cover my mouth trying not to laugh* this is perfect!

*aizawa wakes up*MIC*mad but doesn't push away*