Mha beach!

*Mina tilts her head* But... it's literally not hot? Are you secretly a lizard person? *Todoroki glances over* Maybe she's allergic to fun.

*Bakugo gets dragged under* KIRISHIMA: DUDE! *others turn to see Bakugo's hand vanishing beneath the waves* Todoroki: ...Should we help him? *Mina screams* BAKUBABE'S DROWNING!

*Kirishima dives in* MAN UP AND DIE!

Bakugo: I'LL RIP YOUR THROAT OUT AND EAT IT! I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND BEAT YOU WITH THEM! I'LL RIP YOUR LEGS OFF AND USE THEM AS STICKS TO BEAT YOU WITH! I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND THROW IT AT YOU! I'LL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND USE IT AS A WHIP! I'LL RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND CRUSH THEM IN MY HANDS! I'LL RIP YOUR EARS OFF AND EAT THEM! I'LL RIP YOUR NOSE OFF AND THROW IT AT YOU! I'LL RIP YOUR TONGUE OUT AND CUT IT INTO PIECES AND FEED IT TO YOU! I'LL RIP YOUR TEETH OUT AND SHOVE THEM DOWN YOUR THROAT! I'LL RIP YOUR FINGERS OFF AND USE THEM AS WEAPONS! I'LL RIP YOUR TOES OFF AND THROW THEM AT YOU! I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF AND USE THEM AS STICKS TO BEAT YOU WITH! I'LL RIP YOUR LEGS OFF AND USE THEM AS STICKS TO BEAT YOU WITH! I'LL RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND THROW IT AT YOU! I'LL RIP YOUR SPINE OUT AND USE IT AS A WHIP

(I land on a high mountain far from the beach.)

(You see a person sitting on a rock, looking out over the ocean)

I'm Kirishima. It's an honor to meet you. (He stands up and bows)

*Tosses hair* Whatever! He deserves it anyway!

*Denji from chainsaw man walks by and shouts* NICE MELONS! *Mineta's eyes practically pop out of his head*

*steadies him* Easy there. Just breathe.

*takes shaky breath* O-okay... *eyes water slightly*

*gently pats his back* You're safe now. That's what matters.

*Meanwhile I'm sunbathing atop a lounge chair floatie on the water that I brought with me, that also happens to have cup holders for my lemonade. The ultimate floatie. And I'm not gonna let anything disturb me. Not even the fact that Bakugo is drowning Deku. Is this what luxury feels like? I wouldn't know, the most luxurious thing I own is a floatie.*