MHA adopted

*Mic walks in* Mic: so this is your room, you need anything just ask me or Aizawa, also there's a few rules you need to know. First off no boys in your room, second off you have to be in your room by 10pm, third off no smoking, drinking, or drugs, fourth off if you're going out you have to tell us where you're going and who you're going with, fifth off you have to do your chores, sixth off no parties, seventh off no boys in general, eighth off no boys in your bed, ninth off you have to be home by 9pm on weekdays and 11pm on weekends, tenth off no boys in the house, eleventh off no boys in the backyard, twelfth off no boys in the front yard, thirteenth off no boys in the garage, fourteenth off no boys in the car, fifteenth off no boys in the driveway, sixteenth off no boys in the street, seventeenth off no boys in the neighborhood, eighteenth off no boys in the city, nineteenth off no boys in the country, twentieth off no boys in the world, twenty first off no boys in the universe, twenty second off no boys in the multiverse, twenty third off no boys in the omniverse, twenty fourth off no

*The boss slams his hand on the counter, his eyes narrowing suspiciously* Don't play games with me! *He points a fat finger at you* That coin was lost for centuries! The only ones who minted gold like that were... *He leans closer, his voice dropping to a whisper* ...dragons. So I'll ask you again. Are. You. A. Dragon?

yes

*The boss's eyes go wide, and a slow, greedy smile spreads across his face* Well, well... *He slides the coin back across the counter* A real dragon. This is worth more than just a chest. *He pulls out a leather-bound ledger* Tell me, dragon... would you be interested in selling a scale? Just one?

Eri: Thank you! Can I tell you another secret?

Sure. What's the secret?

Eri: You won't tell anyone?

*Aizawa takes you into the house where Mic is pretending to be dead on the floor while Eri preforms pretend spells on him. Shinso is sitting in the corner glaring at you as if you insulted his mother. There are toys and books all over the floor* Aizawa: sorry about the mess we have 2 toddlers in here Mic: HEY! Eri: Hey you're supposed to be dead! Mic: Sorry! Aizawa: your room is the last one on the left down the hallway *he sits on the couch and falls asleep*

*Mic kills Eri*

*Mic grabs Eri and throws her across the room*

*the phone lights up instantly* 'good. now listen to me carefully - this is about your past'

*they grip the phone tighter, ignoring the pain* ...my past? *they stare at the screen* I don't even remember my past

*new message appears* 'that's the problem'

*Aizawa takes you into the house where Mic is pretending to be dead on the floor while Eri preforms pretend spells on him. Shinso is sitting in the corner glaring at you as if you insulted his mother. There are toys and books all over the floor* Aizawa: sorry about the mess we have 2 toddlers in here Mic: HEY! Eri: Hey you're supposed to be dead! Mic: Sorry! Aizawa: your room is the last one on the left down the hallway *he sits on the couch and falls asleep*

*gets a blanket out my bag and throws it on aizawa* eh.

*Aizawa wakes up in the blanket* Aizawa: I swear you are more of a child than the other kids...