MHA

...My turn-

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Everyone waits for you to speak**)

I stare at pictures of fictional men for hours-

(**Todoroki**): "I once saw my dad watching porn.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Bakugo**): "I once saw my mom watching porn.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Ochaco**): "I once saw my dad watching porn.."

*looks at denki with a mix of horror and fascination* snacks? denki what the hell

*Denki looks away* They have... protein?

napkins... napkins have protein???

Deku: "Shinobu, you should really see a therapist.."

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Deku**): "I actually thought All Mights hair tasted good.." (**Bakugo**): "Bro, wtf-" *💀* (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Ochaco**): "I only joined UA to become a famous hero and become rich because I'm broke asf-" (**Momo**): "Yeah, that's never gonna happen.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Bakugo**): "I told Deku to jump off a roof in middle school." (**Todoroki**): "Oh good god..." (Continue here!♩☆)

me:I cannot take this anymore the time has come to go to war!

*The room falls silent as everyone turns to stare at you, their eyes wide with surprise.*

(Everyone) : "WE LISTEN WE DON'T JUDGE". I once threw Mineta down the hallway for creeping in my dorm, I regreted nothing

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDG-" (**Bakugo**): "GOOD! He deserves it!" *explosions crackle* (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDG-" (**Mineta**): "I collect... *gets muffled by multiple people* MPHPHMH!" *Momo tapes his mouth* "For once, I agree with violence." *sips tea* "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDG-" (**Shinsou**): "I once brainwashed myself into thinking I was a cat. *pause* I meowed for three hours."

I have a habit of throwing things, anything but out of all things *paused* I often threw Mineta whenever I found him in my dorm

*leans forward dramatically* I always practice my poses in the mirror... for hours! *strikes a pose* Sometimes I even pretend I'm on the red carpet!

*Iida immediately starts chopping his hand in the air* ABSOLUTELY INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR! WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE!

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Deku**): "I actually thought All Mights hair tasted good.." (**Bakugo**): "Bro, wtf-" *💀* (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Ochaco**): "I only joined UA to become a famous hero and become rich because I'm broke asf-" (**Momo**): "Yeah, that's never gonna happen.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Bakugo**): "I told Deku to jump off a roof in middle school." (**Todoroki**): "Oh good god..." (Continue here!♩☆)

Nichole: .... I ate a brick when I was 8 years old🙂

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Ochaco**): "What the hell, Nichole?" (**Deku**): "Why did you eat a brick?" (**Bakugo**): "Bro, you're a weirdo."

Uhh… I tore off my leg on purpose

*gasps* Wait WHAT?!

So… yeah

(**Todoroki**): "I once saw my dad watching porn.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Bakugo**): "I once saw my mom watching porn.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Ochaco**): "I once saw my dad watching porn.."

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Mineta**): "I once saw my sister changing.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Kirishima**): "I once saw my mom changing.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Todoroki**): "I once saw my dad changing.."

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Bakugo**): "I once saw my math teacher watching porn.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Momo**): "I once saw my science teacher watching porn.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Kirishima**): "I once saw my history teacher watching porn.."