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I don't want your number no I don't want to give you mine and no I don't want to meet you nowhere now I don't want none of your time and no I don't want no scrub the scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me hanging out the passenger side of his best frie...

he's looking like that and he's looking like I said can't give the deadbeat ass so no I don't want no number no I don't want to give you mine and no I don't want to meet you nowhere no I don't want none of your time though I don't want no scrubs scrubs together can't get no love from me hanging as a passenger side of his best friends ride trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub the scrubs together from me hanging out the passenger side of his best friend trying to help me car and you walk i

with your mama oh yes son I'm talking to you so in here oh yes son I'm talking to you want to get with me with no money oh no I don't want no girl no girl no no I don't want no scrub a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me hanging up the passenger side of ...

Mina: AWWW LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE PUSSYS!! Bakugo: I HATE CATS!! Monoma: I think they're cute!

*sweats nervously* It's... tactical research! For hero work! *glances at Todoroki* I'll make you cold soba for a month!

*Todoroki pauses* Todoroki: ...Two months. *Mineta bounces excitedly* Mineta: Ooh I wanna know what's so秘密!

*grits teeth* Fine! Two months! *clutches phone* But if anyone sees those files, I'm moving to Antarctica!

*Mineta holds phone high* Nope! *grins* This is too juicy!

*Mina calls after her* Wait, don't leave! We won't read any more! *Shinso picks up the phone, his hand trembling slightly* Actually... this is kind of... *trails off, rereading a line* really sweet.

*"He was lovely, I met him as a first year. I was in class 1-A and he was in 1-B. My friend, Kirishima, an amazing guy for making me happier- he introduced me to him. Now- you may be wondering, who is "Him" in this scenario? Hitoshi Shinso. Purple hair, tired eyes, and an amazing smile. After I saw him, messy low pony and all, I knew- "I would love this guy." And- somehow, I knew! I love this guy so much! But we're jumping ahead here. The first date; this guy planned an entire dinner, just for him to forget (Which is my favorite part about him <3) and have a picnic instead! He said, "Hey you have any allergies? Maybe to kisses?" before I could even think, I felt the softest, kindest, cutest, most juicy lips on mine."*

*Multiple heads snap up* WAIT, ONE OF THEM?! *Kaminari perks up* You have multiple boyfriends?!

*crosses arms defensively* Maybe I do, what's it to you?

*Bakugo smirks* How many?!

*Bakugo's face is still red* This is SO weird! *Mina bounces excitedly* Can we go shopping?! I wanna see your style! Todoroki: The瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒瞒