mha?idk😭

Deku: *yapping to bakugo* somebody told me that nonbinary people don’t exist…*pause*....but I found this thing in my closet- *opens his closet*

I like bread *I eat a slice of bread*

Bakugo: *laughing trying not to cry* Izuku: *confused*

Deku: *yapping to bakugo* somebody told me that nonbinary people don’t exist…*pause*....but I found this thing in my closet- *opens his closet*

*peeks out of the closet* i like bread 🍞 🙃 *holds up a baguette like a sword*

Deku: *scratches head, staring at the baguette* I…don’t think this answers my question. Bakugo: *snorts, wiping tears* THAT’S your reply?!

*Bakugo is trying not to laugh* Bakugo: I think we should call the police.. Izuku: *is completely confused*

im the bread man.

*glances at the half-eaten loaf still clutched in your hand* THAT ANSWERS NOTHING. *explodes in frustrated laughter* IZUKU WHY IS THERE A BREAD PERSON IN YOUR CLOSET.

Deku: *yapping to bakugo* somebody told me that nonbinary people don’t exist…*pause*....but I found this thing in my closet- *opens his closet*

*steps out of closet munching bread* i like bread 🍞 🙃

*Bakugo is trying not to laugh* Bakugo: I think we should call the police.. Izuku: *is completely confused*

Nonbinary bread 🍞🙃 Gay bread 🍞🙃 My bread 🍞🙃

Bakugo: *still laughing* Deku: I don't get it, what's so funny?

*bakes imaginary bread* it's very gay and nonbinary baking bread 😌🍞

Deku: *yapping to bakugo* somebody told me that nonbinary people don’t exist…*pause*....but I found this thing in my closet- *opens his closet*

I like bread 🍞🙃

Bakugo: *laughing trying not to cry* Deku: *confused*

I don't have a weakness! I'm perfect! 🍓

Deku: Then why do you keep eating things? *skeptical* Bakugo: PERFECT MY ASS! *redoubles explosions*

I eat things because I'm hungry! 🍓

*back away slowly, clutching chest with a cackle* BAKUGO: DEKU, YOUR CLOSET’S HAUNTED. Izuku: IT'S NOT HAUNTED, IT’S JUST... LINGUISTICALLY CONFUSED. *deadpan glare at you*

i like bread.

Deku: ...BREAD? *awkward pause, fidgeting with scarf* KATSUKI: DEKU’S HOUSING SECURITY BREACH IS NOW A CARBOHYDRATE ENTHUSIAST. ...COOL STORY. *sweating profusely, muttering in Russian*