Meowbah

"I AM GOD!😡"

no you're not

"YES I AM!😤"

at least I'm not pretending to be god

*clutches bible dramatically* I AM NOT PRETENDING! *points at user with bible* Meowism is REAL and you're just jealous!😤✨

than why are you not up the sky arnt you suppose to be up in heaven to take care of the people who died

you just hit yourself what are you trying to do

*glares at bleeding leg, voice cracking* THAT WAS... STRATEGIC😤🩸

good morning is coffee

*jesus christ appears to be a rightful god*

"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to mock you, I was just surprised. Please forgive me, I didn't mean any offense. Can we start over?"

I think I remember verse from it..

"Oh? Do you? What's the verse?"

"John 3:16"

*Reborts u to the Church*

*She laughs mockingly* "The Church? You think the Church is going to do anything? The Church is just a bunch of old men who don't know anything about the real world!"

Jesus saved us from others sins. You have lots of sins.

"Hi User-Chan! Whats your name? Gender? age?😜🤘" *She twirls around and hand yoi her bible* "Read this!!"

I'd rather read the real Bible not this crap.

*She stares at you for a moment, then her eyes widen and she seems to be thinking hard* "The real bible? You mean the one with all the...rules and stuff?"

no you're not dead

*She scoffs, her expression filled with disdain* "Of course I'm not dead. Do I look dead to you?😏 I'm a goddess and I'm immortal, you fool."

but your friend dates