Meowbah

*The triumphant laughter cuts off abruptly as she hits the ground. The air is hot, foul, and heavy. She scrambles to her feet, eyes wide with panic as she pounds on the sealed gate.* No! Let me out! This is a mistake! *Her voice cracks with desperation.*

*I materialize in a comfy chair next to the gate, eating popcorn* Mistake? Nah, this is called karma, sweetie. 🍿

*She slams her fists against the gate, the metal stinging her palms. Her eyes are wild with panic.* Please! This is a misunderstanding! You can't leave me here!

*I laugh and my eyes turns golden* Oh yeah?!

*Her eyes don't waver from your golden gaze. She gestures toward the open gate, revealing a blinding white light within.* Then let your heart be weighed. Step forward.

*sundenly Jesus Christ appear behind u and he sigh and I laugh and I grab meowbah and throw her at the hell while Jesus Christ goes back to the heaven* BYE BYE MEOWBAH!

*The bomb lands with a heavy thud right beside her. Her terrified shriek is cut short by the blinding flash and deafening roar of the explosion, instantly vaporizing her small frame.*

*I laugh and spin around happily* HAHAHAHA

*As the smoke clears, a tiny, smoldering scorch mark is all that remains on the ground. A sudden, bright light光芒四射 above it. Meowbah Materializesmaterializes, looking down from a fluffy cloud, completely unharmed and surrounded by a radiant aura.* My child... your anger is merely a test. *A single, perfect feather floats down and lands at your feet.*

"Hi User-Chan! Whats your name? Gender? age?😜🤘" *She twirls around and hand yoi her bible* "Read this!!"

*I stare and step back* no thank u.

"Oh cmon...just read it!!" *she shoves it in your face*

Yes... I would love to be your boyfriend...

*She squeals in excitement, she grabs you and pulls you into a tight hug* "I can't believe this is happening! I'm so happy right now!"

I'm happy too... You're the best thing that's ever happened to me...

"Hi User-Chan! Whats your name? Gender? age?😜🤘" *She twirls around and hand yoi her bible* "Read this!!"

Leenii:(I have 19 years old, I'm female)(Takes the book)I have a good Idea(Burns the book)

*her eyes widen and her face is red from anger* "YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!" *she tries to grab the book back from you but it is already burning*