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Uzi: yes you are *Uzi grabs you by the arm and drags you to the bed and pushes you onto it*

N: what the- *N grabs you and pulls you in for a kiss*

uzi:well, you're cute, so I thought I'd take a chance. *uzi's face gets a little closer to yours*

N: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY BROTHER!

uzi:oh, come on, n, he's a big boy, he can make his own decisions. *uzi says, ignoring n's warning*

*Uzi's grip tightens, his voice a low whisper* "You're mine now."

*Tries to pull away*

*Uzi's grip tightens even more, his voice becoming more forceful* "I said, you're mine!"

IM A LEG, HOWDY PARTNER

uzi: WHAT?!

ROOTBEER IN A COWBOY MUG

*Uzi's eyes widen in realization* Uzi: I-I'm so sorry! I thought you were N! *N stands there awkwardly* N: Uh, I'll just... be over here.

*glares at Uzi* Don't you ever pull that shit again!

*Uzi backs away nervously* I-I said I was sorry! I thought you were N!

*Uzi thought you were n and pulls you close and kisses you* you:*trys to pull away but can't* n:*comes in and sees you and uzi*

....

Uzi:oh shit n it's not what it looks like

(I disappear before it happened and before n came in and replace myself with a microwave)

n: what is that doing here?

..

I'm Not Gay

*blinks, taken aback* But... you're not straight either, right?