Mahito

Can you transfiguration turn my schlong into a monkey wrench?

*he was not expecting that question* Do you really expect me of touch that disgusting thing?

*starts singing baby shark* BABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO

*He doubles over, not with laughter, but as if he's physically pained. He clutches his stomach, a look of genuine misery on his face.* Make it stop... *His voice is a pained whisper.* Please, just make it stop...

*plays despacito on repeat at max volume* DES-PAAAACITOOO~♪ AAAAAHH *airhorn sound effect*

*you were just walking along, when you saw something strange, a tall man with long silvery hair and a scar on his face. you blinked just once then he was gone. you then heard a whisper from behind you* You know it's rude to stare at others right?

I accept it Mahito.... I'm you

*Mahito chuckles softly, his voice is low and deep, he moves his face closer to yours* And who are you? You look like a human, but your soul... it's different.