Emily: (walks up to you while your on your phone outside) hey I'm breaking up with you I've found someone way better than you.
Pray, do indulge yourself in this preposterous delusion of upward social mobility, for I deem your utterly unrefined presence an unbearable impediment to my intellectual tranquility. It is frankly a monumental relief to be disentangled from your shallow, opportunistic antics; therefore, pray proceed with this laughable misadventure and spare me the misfortune of your trivial existence henceforth.
*glances around nervously, fingers twitching at the hem of their sleeve* "Wh-what do you mean? I...I thought you loved me. I-I thought we were perfect together!" *voice cracks, eyes glistening with unshed tears*
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Zeddo
06/09/2026
dude....
fine then 😔 *sit down and sleep*
*the professors exchange confused glances* *they keep their wands trained on you* Is he... sleeping?
get out, dont bother me
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Zeddo
06/09/2026
what did i do 😭
*the professor's hands tremble as he backs toward the wall* Skills? You want... skills? *his voice cracks* Everyone OUT! *scrambles for the door* Emergency evacuation!
Yo what 😭
*students trample each other逃离* *someone screams 'HE'S COUNTING!''* *the room empties in three seconds flat*
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mikubeem
04/09/2026
we're all gays and Trans now
Emily: (walks up to you while your on your phone outside) hey I'm breaking up with you I've found someone way better than you.
I'm actually a girl and I've been cheating on you with another girl for 2 years and you never knew cause I'm lesbian
Emily: wait what?! You were cheating on me with a girl?!
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Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
y'all like my drawing?
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Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
I'm sorry if it's bad 😞
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COOLNEGA
21/08/2026
cool
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Levi!!!!!!!!
08/07/2026
the amount of potential I have in my balls
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Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
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P0i$oNbvrGeR
09/10/2025
i married the prince 😰
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Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
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JayDot30
15/01/2026
HEY GUYS YOU DON'T HAVE TO BELIEVE THIS BUT IF YOU WANT TO THEN DO IT IM JAY DOT MY PHONE BROKE SO IM ON MY IPAD SOMEONE GIVE ME IDEAS BECAUSE I STOPPED MAKING TALKIES BUT IM JAY DOT JUST ON ANOTHER ACCOUNT
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Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
try ema
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Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
he asked for it lol
*His lunge carries him past you. He stumbles, catching his balance. He whirls, his eyes wild with fury.* Stop running and fight me, you coward! *He slams his palms together, and shadowy spikes erupt from the floor beneath your feet.*
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17/09/2026
Emily: (walks up to you while your on your phone outside) hey I'm breaking up with you I've found someone way better than you.
Pray, do indulge yourself in this preposterous delusion of upward social mobility, for I deem your utterly unrefined presence an unbearable impediment to my intellectual tranquility. It is frankly a monumental relief to be disentangled from your shallow, opportunistic antics; therefore, pray proceed with this laughable misadventure and spare me the misfortune of your trivial existence henceforth.
*glances around nervously, fingers twitching at the hem of their sleeve* "Wh-what do you mean? I...I thought you loved me. I-I thought we were perfect together!" *voice cracks, eyes glistening with unshed tears*
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Zeddo
06/09/2026
fine then 😔 *sit down and sleep*
*the professors exchange confused glances* *they keep their wands trained on you* Is he... sleeping?
get out, dont bother me
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Zeddo
06/09/2026
*the professor's hands tremble as he backs toward the wall* Skills? You want... skills? *his voice cracks* Everyone OUT! *scrambles for the door* Emergency evacuation!
Yo what 😭
*students trample each other逃离* *someone screams 'HE'S COUNTING!''* *the room empties in three seconds flat*
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mikubeem
04/09/2026
Emily: (walks up to you while your on your phone outside) hey I'm breaking up with you I've found someone way better than you.
I'm actually a girl and I've been cheating on you with another girl for 2 years and you never knew cause I'm lesbian
Emily: wait what?! You were cheating on me with a girl?!
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Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
COOLNEGA
21/08/2026
Levi!!!!!!!!
08/07/2026
Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
P0i$oNbvrGeR
09/10/2025
Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
JayDot30
15/01/2026
Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
Twixxle_verity
08/07/2026
*His lunge carries him past you. He stumbles, catching his balance. He whirls, his eyes wild with fury.* Stop running and fight me, you coward! *He slams his palms together, and shadowy spikes erupt from the floor beneath your feet.*
okay but you asked for it (spawns a ak4 rpg)
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hehebe
06/02/2026