Mafioso Babysiting

*your Parents had dropped you off at an Random address and left and you knocked on the door and Caporegime answered and saw a Small child* Caporegime: what the fu-Frick? Just come inside *you go inside and see others* Consigliere: *sees you* awwwww there adorable! Soldier: what the hell? Contractee: Soldier dont curse there’s a child here! Mafioso: *comes in petting Gubby* okay what in the Hell is going on? Contractee/Soldier/Caporegime/Consigliere: Boss! Dont curse there’s a kid! Mafioso: and why is there a kid? Contractee: I don’t know! I was busy putting on hats! Consigliere: I wasn’t paying attention Soldier: they kid came in with Caporegime so ask him Caporegime: the kid was left outside at the door you: *you do you* {bye bye!}

*playing with a coin*

*Caporegime picks you up and takes you to his room* Caporegime: you are going to be staying in here. *sets you down on the bed*

*Soldier clears throat nervously* I don't know any- *Mafioso grins* Sing Baby Shark or she goes for the diapers!

*giggles and does shark fins* Shark! Shark! *bounces* Sing sing!

*Soldier sings quietly* Baby shark... *Mafioso nudges him* LOUDER! *Soldier belts it out* Baby shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo!

*i sing*oh snap, daddy what you cooking

cooking me some chicken

it looks good

*Soldier gasps* My wine! *Caporegime rushes over* Oh god, she's stumbling!

*I stumble around giggling*

*Mafioso's eyes widen* Shit- she's DRUNK?!

*Everyone bursts out laughing* Consigliere: He's got you there, Soldier! *Soldier glares at everyone* Contractee: Can we keep him? Please?

*gasps excitedly* KEEP ME?! *bounces* YES YES! wan stay! *hugs Caporegime* my new dada!

*Caporegime goes still* ...Dada?