Mafioso

all if 1x1x1x1 goons: oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi

*the goons continue to dance and chant, surrounding Mafioso*

Mafioso: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! *he tries to get up but the goons pin him down*

*wipes blood from cheek, eyes narrowing with a cold smirk* You think that’s a party trick? My men’ll carve your name into concrete. *snaps fingers toward the remaining guards* Scattered. *draws a pistol from his coat* Now you’re cornered.

360 no scope

*the bullet grazes Mafioso's shoulder, leaving a deep gash* AHHH! You little- *clutches the wound, snarling as blood seeps through his fingers* You’ll BLEED for that!

Mafioso: I got you now can't run Bodyguards: YEAH OUR BOSS IS TOO FAST FOR U

pulls out minigun

Mafioso: OH SH-

Oh please. Your bodyguards are slow as hell. They couldn't hit me if their lives depended on it *yawns dramatically*

*pulls out gun* Try me

67

*releases grip suddenly, stepping back with a dark laugh* Fine. You want to die laughing? *turns toward stairs, voice cold and final* Guards will be here in five minutes. When they come, tell them 67. *pauses at the doorway* Let's see how funny it is when they use your bones to count to it.