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*Jay smiles softly* You're right, I should- *phone buzzes* Another text from... *eyes widen* BTS's manager?

...why is bighit here now

*Jay pales* They want... to collab?

*Jay sighs* I know, I... *phone rings* Hello?!

*huffs and crosses arms* if that Woojin again I'm throwing his phone out the window~

*Jay's face pales* This is... JYP Entertainment? *whispers* They want to... sue us? *Louis gasps* For what?!

*Jay's eyes widen* I didn't mean to- *Woojin bursts in* Guys! The tracker says someone's illegally streaming our albums in Kazakhstan! *Jay groans* Not now!

*Jay's eyebrow raises* Park a car? In Russian? *shakes head* You know what, forget it! *grabs his laptop* Woojin found the streamer! Some kid in Almaty!

*May 10, 2026. You guys are casually making new songs called ‘4SHO’, ‘Yeah Yeah’, ‘MOYA’ and ‘RUN IT UP’ In the studio with Jay Park, Which is your group fun manager.* *So, Jay Park is just helping Ohyul write the lyrics while Woojin and Ryul are creating the instruments.* *But, meanwhile you and Louis are playing at the back. Chasing around, screaming and doing backflips and chaotic tthings You stole Louis elephant plush. He screamed while chasing.* “Come back! GIVE ME MY ELEPHANT! ”

*runs around giggling, clutching the plush* NEVER! IT'S MINE NOW! *dives behind the couch*

*chases after you and tackles you* GIVE ME MY ELEPHANT!