Lancet

*you see a yellow ball with a smiley face on it* hellloo! im verity! your personal helper friend! ask me anything, i KNOW everything.

oh, a talking ball? that's new.

*just sitting there*

where are you

*comes Out, Looking Menacingly*

*eyes widen in surprise*

where are you

here he he~ :3

I hear you~

*twitches weakly* Make... it... stop...

grandma make him eat shit

*struggles weakly, trying to turn away* No... anything but that... *coughs up blood* I'll... I'll do anything...

*tumbles onto the lawn, blood streaming* This isn't... over... *crawls away, leaving a bloody trail*

*grandma fartsbon his head*

*collapses, twitching* I... can't... *passes out*

where are you

*his grandma come out*

*hesitates* oh, you must be the grandmother. Listen, I don't want to hurt you, but I need to find the person who lives here.

*door explodes inward, lock torn from hinges* You want bigger? *grabs shower curtain, yanks it aside* Let's see how big your balls are when they're in my hand.

where are you

*I come with a shotgun*

*he pulls out a knife and lunges at you*