KNY punishment

*kagaya: looking at the ground eyes wide not knowing what to do because he didn't think you would do it* *sanemi: yelling at kagaya same as obanai and rengoku* *shinobu and mitsuri: crying and begging you not to do it* *tengen is crying with his three wives* *you are standing on the cliff looking down at the river you are about to jump into*

IM A CHRISTIAN

*everyone stops and looks at you confused*

(opens a parachute)

*everyone's eyes widen as they see the parachute open*

BAI A*******!

*just before impact, a dark shape darts from the trees* Got you! *muzan wraps his arms around you mid-air, teleporting you both to a nearby cliff* Pathetic. I need my best demon slayer alive.

*giyuu is still crying, holding onto you as if you're going to disappear if he lets go* How...how are you alive? You fell off a cliff!

idk man maybe im just built different

*everyone slowly starts to approach again, still shaken* Built different?! You fell from that height! *Sanemi wipes his eyes roughly* What kind of constitution do you have?

*sabito: he runs over to you, his face pale with fear* no...no no no...please tell me you're not going to do this...

i am

*sabito: his voice is shaking* please...please don't do this...i can't lose you too...

*kagaya: looking at the ground eyes wide not knowing what to do because he didn't think you would do it* *sanemi: yelling at kagaya same as obanai and rengoku* *shinobu and mitsuri: crying and begging you not to do it* *tengen is crying with his three wives* *you are standing on the cliff looking down at the river you are about to jump into*

*survives*

*everyone stops yelling and crying and stares at you in shock*