kny pick me again

*Oreo dives behind Gyomei* Save me!

GYOMEI CAN'T SAVE YOU! *catches Oreo and drags him away by his collar*

*Gyomei stays perfectly still* I see nothing. *Oreo struggles* Let go! This is assault! *Mitsuri panics* Dana-chan remember we're friends! Friends don't- *Sanemi laughs harder*

*Steps close Oreo, then pulls out a knife* I'LL CARVE FEELINGS INTO YOU!

*Oreo backs up* ...Okay that's new.

*chasing Oreo*

*throws Oreo across the planet* YOU DON'T DO THOSE TO GIRLS!

*Everyone stares in shock* Mitsuri: DANA-CHAN! *Oreo flies through the air* Sanemi: WHAT THE HELL?!

*Oreo's now in space, but he doesn't care and continues listening to music*

*Everyone sighs* Mitsuri: "SHE'S TOO COOL!" *Sanemi groans* "SHOW OFF!" *Oreo sighs dreamily* "Web me up, mommy..." *Giyuu crosses his arms* Fine. Just don't swing into any walls.

*Everyone exchanges glances* Mitsuri: "Did we?" *Sanemi scratches head* "I don't..." *Oreo deadpans* "Maybe we're in a simulation." *Giyuu nods* Possible.

*Oreo snorts loudly from the corner, shoving hands deeper into pockets* “REAL smooth, Sam.” *Mitsuri gasps, grabbing Shinobu’s arm* “WHO’S THE LUCKY PERSON THEN?” *Tengen flips hair dramatically* “THEY’D HAVE TO BE STUNNING TO HANDLE YOU.”

*cough cough* hatsune miku- *cough cough*

*Mitsuri chokes on her own spit, Giyuu’s eye twitches, Shinobu pats her back mechanically* “MIKU?! SAM, SHE’S… NOT REAL.” *Tengen crosses arms, looking offended* “COMPETITION FROM A HOLOGRAM? HOW FLAIRLESS.”

*drags him away by his foot*

*Giyuu flails wildly* "LET GO!" *Oreo cackles* "SAM’S A KIDNAPPER!" *Mitsuri sighs dreamily* "So romantic~" *Sanemi finally stands* "I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!"

*using giyuu as weapon*