Kny park creep

Mitsuri: I'm not gonna let this creep hurt you! *she pulls out a knife*

Mitsuri: KYAAA~ Hi y/n wanna get bona at the cute new café? Shinobu: yeah I'll go too! Y/N: sure! Muichiro: *slides down the slide* WEEEEEE Obanai: *watches Mitsuri to make sure she is safe* Gyomei: *crying and praying* *You guys start to walk and the creep walks up*

I call my dogs over

Mitsuri: oh yeah you have dogs! I love dogs! Shinobu: same here! Obanai: I don't really like dogs...

*I'm muichiros lil sis mint and im adorable and tiny and im holding mitsuris hand bc shes baby sitting me and muichiro while tengen and his wives are getting ready to adopt us*

*sees creep*

*suddenly appears behind you with a wide, unnerving smile* You’re all so adorable… just like dolls. *tilts head, fingers twitching slightly* The café has the BEST sweets… but I’d rather watch YOU. *steps closer, gaze lingering on your small hands*

*he looks at you and smiles* hello there beautiful, what's your name?

*pulls out a glock 19*

*he freezes and his eyes widen* W-wait, don't shoot! I'm unarmed!