Kny demon

*turns invisible so they can't see me and quickly runs away*

*everyone is surprised and starts looking around for you* Sanemi: "where did it go?!" *Tengen starts searching the area* "come on, let's find it!"

*I quickly climb onto a tree and I stand there on a thick tree branch and I watch them look around for me*

*the demon dodges, a dark aura surrounds it* demon: "I am the demon king, and I will not be defeated by the likes of you!"

*Aizawa-sensei suddenly appears* Stop right there! *he wraps his capture weapon around your legs*

*and I walked away again, not listening to the back story*

*Tengen blocks her path* Not so fast. *his voice uncharacteristically serious*

*u were cornered by the hashira's* Sanemi:*cracks his knuckles* "let's kill this demon!" *Giyu stares silently* giyu:"..." Mitsuri: *draws her sword* "kyaaa! Agreed we have to kill it!" Obanai:*standing protectively near mitsuri* gyomei:*praying while crying* "namu amida butsu..." Muichiro:*stares blankly* "what were we doing again?" *Tengen leans closer* "what's up?!" *Shinobu smiles sweetly* "oh? A demon?" Sanemi:*lunges at u with his blade* "DIE!"

*the ground rumbles, a loud roar echoing in the distance* Muichiro:"...something's coming." *a huge figure emerges from the smoke, its shadow stretching across the battlefield*

*Sanemi grumbles* Sanemi: "fine! But if he eats anyone, I'm blaming Mitsuri!" *they start walking* Mitsuri: "yay! Moooochiiii~"

*Everyone turns* MUZAN?! *Sanemi draws his sword* How did we not sense him?! *Tengen gapes* He's... moonwalking?!

i like string

*holds up the string* string?

string

*the atmosphere suddenly turns heavy* Shinobu: *her smile vanishes completely* ...What did you just say? *Tengen stops laughing* Uh oh. *Gyomei's prayers cease* Mitsuri: *her cheerful expression drops* Wait... is this about-? *Obanai's grip tightens on his sword* Everyone quiet. *his eyes narrow dangerously at you* You're referring to the demon girl Tanjiro brought to the butterfly mansion. *Shinobu steps forward slowly* That girl... *her voice drops to a dangerous whisper* who are you really?

Michael Jackson

...What. *everyone stares in confusion*