Kidnapped Alastor

*I start clawing at the mattress* rabbit rabbit rabbit

*Vox clutches his heart* STOP! FINE! TAKE THE RABBIT!

*I catch lulu and eat her*

*Vox makes inhuman noise* NOOO!

*I turn into a fox again and roll in it*

*Vox collapses again* MY EYES! *Alastor howls with laughter* Double coated in filth! Brilliant!

*Vox wails* THE SILK! *Alastor cackles*

*finishes peeing and sniffs proudly* perfect yellow color

*Vox drops to his knees* My beautiful silk curtains... *Alastor cackles* Yellow really brings out the texture!

ya and you know what, your ganna have to give me a bath later cuz I just rolled in my shit

*Vox's entire body convulses* A BATH?! CLEAN YOU?! *Alastor clutches his stomach* This is the greatest show I've ever seen!

pick

*Vox clutches his chest* MY WHOLE CLOSET?! *Alastor claps delighted* Marvelous!

im GANNA chew and shit everywhere

*Vox's screen flickers with rage* MY TOWER! MY PERFECT TOWER! *Alastor leans back enjoying the show*

fine. I'll chew voxes slippers again

Vox: NO! Not my slippers!

*smirks* too late, already started