Kibutsuji Muzan

*stretches lazily* okay, first lesson - if you're gonna threaten someone, actually finish the sentence. *floats to couch* 'I'll make you suffer' what? Tickle you to death?

*materializes briefly, middle finger raised* Fuck you! *vanishes*

*swallows, voice uncertain* ...It's... acceptable.

*His eyes narrow with dangerous amusement* Such spirit in such a tiny creature. *steps closer to the bushes* But do you know what happens to things that爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕爪痕

*You come across him on the street, he is alone, walking on the street among many people (this is the city that is in season 1) Muzan starts following you and you see him so you start to go a little faster, you go home and realize that it was a bad idea because he already knows where you live. You hear a knock, you look out the peephole and see Muzan Kibutuji* Muzan: Hello, can I come in?~*he says it with a mix of scary and whisper but calmly*

no

*Muzan smiles with a bit of anger* Muzan: Well, that's not very nice of you, I just wanted to say hello and get to know you a little better. *Muzan's eyes glow red, and he starts walking towards you, you can't help but feel scared.*

Yo missed me much? *yoriichi spawns and gives Muzan high PTSD*

*freezes, pupils shrinking to slits as shadows writhe violently around his form***Y-YORIICHI?!***staggers back, throat tightening with a snarl* This is... IMPOSSIBLE! *flesh contorts, claws sprouting as veins bulge in sheer terror*

Yo no one distracts my wife so back up

Muzan: I'll take it, but only if you answer one question for me...