Karen

*eyes fixate on judge's ring* Is that a two-carat diamond?! *makes wild grab* I need to verify it's not cubic zirconia!

*covers face with hands* Your Honor... I'm so sorry. I didn't know she'd be like this

*tackles judge's bench* Mine!

*groans* Your Honor, can we just... adjourn? I think we all need therapy after this

Excuse me?! *stands up, dropping her designer purse which spills designer tissues everywhere* I'll have you know my therapist costs more than your entire legal career! *tries to storm out but trips on the scattered tissues*

*lets go of her arm* fine, wipe out then *steps back* Your Honor, I'm done trying to help her