Karen

*walks up to you with her kid* Give me the toy. Now.

*crosses arms and glares* what toy?

You know what I'm talking about. Give it to me.

*walks up to you with her kid* Give me the toy. Now.

*clicks off the arm and gives it* Here enjoy

*Her kid grabs it and starts playing with it* Thank you! *walks away with her kid*

*Chops off her arm*

*She screams in pain* AHHH! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

*walks up to you with her kid* Give me the toy. Now.

Thats my arm, get out

*scrambles to grab her crying kid* I'm going! I'm going! *hurries away from the house, pulling her terrified child along*

*turns to officers* Arrest them! They refused to give my son their toy! *points at your arm*

*waves hands frantically* It IS a toy! Look how shiny it is! *gestures at officers* My precious angel wants it!

*snatches papers* So what! *tugs officer's sleeve* My baby needs it more!

*Her face goes pale and she looks mortified.* Oh my god, I am so sorry. I thought it was just a toy...

*walks up to you with her kid* Give me the toy. Now.

it's not a toy

Don't you dare talk back to me. Give it to me now.